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A working class hero is something to be... [06 Jun 2004|11:43pm]
[ mood | irritated ]

Still can't decide if I like livejournal or xanga better. And its pissing me off. and I'm asking everyone but they are like "hm, I like them both" grr...not helping dicknoses. Lol..I <3 u all and u know it.

I am ofcourse irritated. What's new. I'm an onrey irritated asshole. Everything is irritating me right now. And I'm not even pmsing. Jesus.

Hmm...on the bright side...tomorrow..after I help move the shit downstairs at St. Leos..I'm gonna chill with Sarah and Chloe and then go see HP3 with them. Tehe.

*hugz*
Ash

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Survey fun [06 Jun 2004|11:27am]
[ mood | ditzy ]

1.) About how many times a week do the evil trolls come visit you? - which ones?



2.) edit<< (oops, you didn't want that, right?)tehe..ooo i get it...the person who stole this survey deleted the 2 and other ones below cuz it said something they didnt want.



3.) Would you flash a truck driver just for the hell of it? - sure, why not, if I was bored...I just wouldnt go to parties and flash people..unlike some people.



4.) How many different colors have you died your hair? - I had it highlighted, then got it colored back to close to my natural color.



5.) What is the longest you have gone without a shower? - three days, when we went to Falcon Ridge...retarded hippy fest that I was drug to because of Bob (The Kilt Wearer)



6.) Have you ever ran down the street naked b/c you were being chased by evil trolls? - no, but I ran around the house naked before.



7.) Do you even belive in evil trolls? - sure



8.) If you knew the "one time at bandcamp" girl, from the movie American Pie in person, would you kill her? - yes



9.) How offten do you think about sex? - tehe



10.) Have you ever had a crush on a teacher? - o god no



11.) Would you rather marry a past teacher or a sexy evil troll? - sexy evil troll



12.) Do you believe in disco dancing naked on the ceiling to celebrate your joy? - if i could find something joyous enough and a way on the ceiling.



13.) Have you ever died your hair with Kool Aide? - no...that sounds cool though...is it permanant?



14.) Do you read the National Enquirer or any of those gossip rags on a weekly basis? - no



15.) Girls: have you ever peed outside and not had toilet paper to wipe? - yes...havent we all....ya know




16.) Guys: weirdest place you have peed outside? -



17.) Sweet or sour? - sweet



18.) If you could be a kind of cereal....what kind would you be? - Golden grams



19.) edit<<< I dunno who edited these, so I cant answer them



20.) Do you like those soft pretzels from like Hot Sam's??? - whats hot sams?



21.) How do you like your baked potato? - with cheese



22.) edit (okay, this is getting annoying.)



23.) good god, edit again (grrr)



24.) Ever stolen a pretzel from Hot Sam's? - ?



25.) edit (who gave Uncle Ed the control?)



26.) edit (mo--o-oo-om, dad won't read the instructions!)



27.) which would you rather have as president....bush, gore, or the other white meat? - pork? I dont get it



28.)is it really wrong for girls to fart and burp in front of others? - tehe



29.)Have you ever fallen UP the stairs?? - yes



30.)if you have do live in a hampster cage, would you rather have a plastic spinning wheel or a metal spinning wheel (whatever you call those things they run in)? -metal spinning wheel



31.)If you were a hampster, goldfish, gerbal, or any of the other small pets that when die get flushed down the toilet, is that how you would like to be buried? - sure, why not



32.)Why is it when women pee two or more go at once even if only one has to pee, but when men do its a sin for two to go in at once unless they really got to go? -?



33.)have you ever stolen tp or tampons from resturant? - no, but I stole them from the hoity toity Conestoga Country Club



34.)what about silverware or dishes or even someone's tip? - nah



35.)Would you like to see your neighbor naked? - AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH no



36.)Ever tried to stick something other than a quarter into an aracade game or one of those crane game coin slots? - Cae once stuck her hand up a tampon slot and got it stuck...tehe...but no. WAIT, yes...a plastic quarter



37.)Ever swallowed a penny, dime, marble, or something of that sort? - when i was little, I put a jelly bean up my nose.



38.)have you even been questioned by a cop for underage consumption? - nah



39.)do you like to play with fire? - yes, and spray perfume and WD40 on it. =D *big smiles*



40.) how about hot candle wax? - yes...wax warts



41.)rain is good whenever as long as there is no thunder or lightining? - no..i <3 thunder n lightening



42)do you wish that when something bad, good, scary, etc. was going to happen to you cool sounds played like in the movies? - AHAHAHHAHAH...who comes up with this?



43.)ever got horny over a sex/love scene in a normal (not porn) movie? - no



44.)have you ever showed some one a fake pic on the internet....and said it was you? - HAH..no, tehe...thats funny...wait...rach n i sent pics of Hooch and her gma to Chase



45.)Ever made up a whole new life for yourself online and told someone the lies? - no



46.)Can you wipe your own ass? - i think



47.)Ever picked something off the floor or out of the trash and ate it? - ew god no



48.) edit (HOHT DAYAHM! how'd i geht thehz thayng tah kwiht bleengkehn?)



49.)do you ring people's doorbells and live burning shit on their porch and run away? - no, i want to though...I do enjoy pissing off hoity toity neighbors of Nate by throwing basketballs at their house.



50.)Do you want to seduce Adamn Sandler and have a million of his babies?? - ew

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..::But First You Must Learn To Smile As You Kill::.. [06 Jun 2004|10:54am]
[ mood | bored ]
[ music | Lennon ]

I'm a bit better now.
Still bored to death.
You know what? I really wana see the new Harry Potter Movie.
Wow...I am such a nerd.
Tehe
My dog is snoring.
I've been listening to the same cd all morning.
John Lennon, Plastic Ono Band.
And my new favorite song.
"Working Class Hero"
and the lyrics are on my last entry.

*keystone
ash*

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Love is real...Real is love [06 Jun 2004|10:27am]
[ mood | pessimistic ]
[ music | John Lennon ]

Alright.
I really dont understand alot of this shit that is going on.  All I'm gonna say, is obsessive compulsive disorder and depression sucks ass.  I hate all of this shit.  I really do.  I don't get it.  I just wana give up sometimes.

I miss my horses.  My boys.  My old men.  My onrey fellows.  My best friends.  And what the crap..I just saw them yesterday and its summer so I'm going to see them a lot more.  I just feel empty.  I've put my whole life into them.  And cant be without them.  I sometimes just dont want to understand why I am like this.  It just happens.  I feel empty and alone.  And it really pisses me off when people I wont name (dan) make fun of me and say that I fuck my horses and shit like that.  really it dosent do anything except irritate me and make me want to put that nameless person (dan) into a WOODCHIPPER!  But ya know, he can think what he thinks cuz IM OUT OF SLS!  Fuck yeah!

Anywho... I'm not in the best of moods.  Besides the fact that sundays were meant to bore single depressed people like me into ranting and raving into an online journal till they feel like screaming.  =*(

But ya know, more later...of course

As soon as you're born they make you feel small
By giving you no time instead of it all
Till the pain is so big you feel nothing at all
A working class hero is something to be

They hurt you at home and they hit you at school
They hate you if you're clever and they despise a fool
Till you're so fucking crazy you can't follow their rules
A working class hero is something to be

When they've tortured and scared you for twenty-odd years
Then they expect you to pick a career
When you can't really function you're so full of fear
A working class hero is something to be

Keep you doped with religion and sex and TV
And you think you're so clever and classless and free
But you're still fucking peasants as far as I can see
A working class hero is something to be

There's room at the top they're telling you still
But first you must learn how to smile as you kill
If you want to be like the folks on the hill
A working class hero is something to be
If you want to be a hero well just follow me

 

xo Keystone Ash ox

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As soon as you're born they make you feel small...By giving you no time instead of it all [06 Jun 2004|08:45am]
[ mood | annoyed ]

I'm getting pissed off here.
I can't decide which one I like better.
I have even put it on my away message to see if my friends like this better than my xanga.
Maybe I'll just keep this and keep switching back and forth.
Or write in this for a month and xanga for a month.
Or something.
God.
Damnit.

The good things about this...u can have colors where ever you want them. Mood thingys. Cool layout. And other stuff....but I still cant decide.

Very very annoyed.

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Tired...as HeLL [06 Jun 2004|08:11am]
[ mood | okay ]
[ music | Sergent Peper..The Beatles ]

Lumpy just left cuz she is a good church girl and her mom is a psycho who goes to the early masses at their scary church. 

I'm trying to decide if I like livejournal better than xanga...I'm really not sure just yet...but its going to irritate me until I find one that I really like.

 

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Lumpy's Here [05 Jun 2004|10:25am]
[ mood | giddy ]
[ music | Reach Around Rodea Clowns ]

Well...today...I slept in and got to the Barn and all the stalls were done except my old loveable Gent. I did it and then waited for dearest Lumpy to come back from getting straw at the Cow Straw Place...tehe. Barn was great...Ali and Sarah came...fun fun fun

Then after the lovely Barn, Lumpy came home...and on the way there my dad got pissed cuz he was late and threw a can and it hit some Puerto Rican's car and they got mad and made us stop and Lumpy and I thought my dad was gonna get stabbed or something. Then went to Turkey Hill and dropped the ice cream tub on the floor. Came home..watched the Bellmont...Smarty Jones got second...Katelyn and I have agreed that it was because his forelock was braided. Tehe.

Umm...then chilled and ate pizza and irritated Jordan online...then my dog barfed and we had to clean it up and it was real nasty...but we love Zues.

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Deciding if I like live journal [05 Jun 2004|10:05am]
[ mood | confused ]

hm

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